1. to take advantage of the students to take a bath, put his phone number into my girlfriend. Tang Chuangshang night sent him a text message I saw that the man suddenly stood up out of bed, smoked a Heyan Bada Bada, who borrow money to find the bedroom ...
2. son returned home in fear: Dad is very angry:
3. a boy on his girlfriend, said: personal team?!
4. dinner, worried about a female colleague said: ..
5. just school when the class introduce themselves. One male students took to the podium: ... My name is Xia Qi ... .... .
6. One day, brother, sister went to the room.
sister:
sister said:
sister say:
7. day, a traffic jam for several hours in Beijing friend finally could not stand, he exploded to open the door, opened the trunk from the inside out, a long stick. All the traffic jams of people looked at him surprised, he cursed the ground I saw a snail crushing knock, knock on the side while swore:
8. Ten years later, we inadvertently meet again, she whispered me: waiting for you. sit down, faint and asked:
9. the little guy across the noodles really wasted. Noodles push lightly two leave. So I just put the bowl down to the street looks hungry wild cat. While the small guy back, holding a bottle of water. Face that looked suspiciously empty bowl ... that moment, I just want to eat when a hard surface passerby ...
10.'s an MM, while back QQ 5.05 6.10 7.12 8.18 signature is 9.23 () study and research, can not be calculated. Issued to the company that a mathematical genius, did not make it. Finally had to ask her:
11. morning, get up, my husband rolled over and put his blanket wrap, and roll several layers. I watched him continue whirring sleeping, very cute, like the sushi to be cut. Then with his belt, rolls down the middle to the big department in a circle, went to work. 4 o'clock in the afternoon back to see her husband maintained a morning to be cut sushi style, still in bed, but the point is somewhat different, and looked at me with Resentment. He said: hungry for a day is not the key, when I left him off the air conditioning heat death is not the key, the next day to explain how to get flat and does not answer the phone did not work is the key, the key is: opposite the bed is to wear wardrobe He looked in the mirror feel very very funny. Laughing when the pee is not choked. . . .
12. a taxi on the radio say
13. robber: ; robber down and looked at some female staff, the accused said:
14. saying one day stomach ache, go to the toilet quickly busy bag, then slipped out of pants with a long effort, life, put a loud fart. Then I heard the pit of the man next door: You have just been a scare, a paper out of the pit!
15. take the subway to work in the morning, many people especially crowded! Next to a girl looks very kawaii is send text messages, I do not read one that she wrote, While unintentionally looked back and saw this girl goes on to say,
16. senior year, one-day self-study completed downstairs, thinking to go in front of me a roommate who is secretly ran up towards his butt kick with his foot severely, also shouting: you actually learning from a? ! The man rubbed his pitiful ass back at me purple ghd hair straighteners, shaking and said: Well. Standing face to face after a few seconds, I was hesitating how to apologize it, the man replied: Brother ghd set, I'm a freshman, after not a ...
17. there is a school, a student hungry, put the noodles soak up. To keep the teacher found the books so up to the first buried, but still take the heat out. Teacher was very cool to say the sentence:
18. girlfriend said I had not agreed on how to recover, too lose her, so break up, I re-chase, I agreed. Then, there is then a wood. Cheat break up without such a play
19. go to school today, the supermarket to buy things.
cash register when the brush bar of what not to - will have a came out one:
20. bowel total area of 200 square meters, we live in homes where no feces big, might as well go when the feces, really raw as feces ah ~
21. a child, the teacher told me: the human body has a hard villain and a lazy villain when you hesitate when they will fight. Primary hard when villain villain trounced often lazy, junior high school, tied up, to the high school is a lazy villain often won. But to the university I suddenly found that they do not fight, hard-working mother was killed villain
22. enchanting and he met a wealthy woman, by her fans have perverted Britain Road. He quit his job, betrayed his fiancee, eloped with the woman on the plane, a woman asked him, do you remember high school when you had buck teeth girl humiliated it? He hesitated, not just this woman imagined familiar. Are you? He asked. Woman shaking his head sneer, thanks to you the gift, after she graduated from high school committed suicide. His horror, that you are. . . ? Woman Yin Xiao, I was her brother.
23. his net worth of millions, with numerous luxury cars, private luxury restaurant, modern farms. QQ number lost since then, he lost everything.
to a sensational:
24. he cares to heart-shaped stack of origami paper, to see her give her. How long has this habit? He not remember very clearly. Suddenly, one day, her phone, said: so where you dress up, we went to the Civil Affairs Bureau licensing it
again a sensational:
25. 3 years old, said ghd precious gift set, 10 years old said 18 years old, 25 years old, 30-year-old 50-year-old 70-year-old
funny video at a glance:
this child .... how to think ~ ~
two groups kids do not know how to think ..
maybe ~
dog stupid .... stupid people do?
too much to force it ...
too bad these people .... bully kids ~ ~
coincidence ...
hey this baby really did not listen ...
the child fall ....< br>
jump really high ...
child .... why bother you too! ! Do not run when you hold the ball all right ....< br>
This is a tactical .....< br>
this hanging Dehen ~ ~
good terrain to advance the investigation
cups ...
This is 6 points ah?
hung above the .....< br>
double whammy! !
how to say hey ...
promising children ~ ~
miscalculation ... very serious consequences ...
This child is very calm ..
which is double whammy!!
... ... ... ... ...
upstairs Zhenhen ....< br>
too fake .....< br>
how the two men engaged in the ah ...
final to Zhang animal world dolphins actually have a car accident ...
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