2. One years old, just learned how to crawl to walk, at least room to climb, resulting in my bed touched a mousetrap is said that mousetrap bought two years, a mouse did not clamped, is the first clip to my hand.
3. two years old, I learned to walk. Parents at home and hide and seek I hide in my bed, stepped on the results of another mousetrap. Is said that the mousetrap to buy back three years, is the first clip to my legs.
4. Year-old time, I think down the stairs. Zhang said the old lady next door to pull me down the stairs, so that hurt too much. The results speaks, she fell off the stairs directly. Fell down the stairs from the fourth floor the first floor, directly into the Alzheimer's stage.
5. four years old when the police pull me over uncle the road, I have not said thank you. He was hit by a motorcycle across the street, a disability.
6. five years old, my father sent me to kindergarten. kindergartens boast my aunt looked beautiful. soon as he finished, out of a vase on the fifth floor down, hit the aunt of the skull directly.
7-year-old when the first on the zoo and I said, the other end male panda panda mother good-looking than the other end the next day, the other end was I praise my panda died in childbirth.
8. the age of seven, I went to primary school. Final exam, math teacher said that I had 59 points, even 60 points better. The next day, math teacher died in a car accident.
9. eight years old, I praise our class girls who look so beautiful. Five minutes later, the girls catch a rare meteor shower.
10. Nine when I learned of the robbery. I tried to grab one-year-old children. The result is his meal beaten, he claimed to be Shaolin lay disciples.
11. Years of age, and the chubby one on my toilet. Chubby praise me to the toilet look so cool, I was prepared to say thank you, chubby has fallen into the toilet.
12. the age of eleven, when the teacher asked me thirty-seven equal to the number, I said thirty-seven twenty-one. The teacher said, you're smart, speaks from heart disease.
13. twelve years old, primary school exams. Invigilator said to me, fast hurry radii shoes on sale, time is running out. I said, thank the teacher's reminder. Just finished, the teacher dropped the head of the fan ......< br> 14. The age of thirteen, I read the junior high school. I am scared no one would dare and experience before I close. Only a bold, surnamed Wang, the students called me said something: I do not believe you would be so back in the afternoon, King was two bull chasing a bold eight Street.
15. Fourteen, when the teacher wants us to write essay, the title is called
16. 15 years old, I am in love with a girl I can not say it, afraid to harm her. but I can not control themselves, and finally I picked a sunny weather in the school playground with her empty confession, according to weather forecast said that the day would not have meteor showers. But when I tell the truth, the earthquake happened, I looked at the girl cried and fell into a crack layer ......< br> 17. Sixteen, I read in high school. I liked playing football, I play, each boast a good goalkeeper. Thus, the goal suddenly collapsed ......< br> 18. Seventeen, I followed the crowd to watch the jumping real results, I was under pressure in the body his two ...... months later, both he and I were discharged in the inpatient door, he said to me, thank you I saved him so he jumped to the pressure by another in the body, this time he did not survive ... ...
19. eighteen, I grown up. My first time on bank money, the results of the robbers hit a bank robbery. With the counter lady said: Hush ... Hush, or the robbers would kill. Voice I hear, the robbers hit counter lady was into cannabis ......< br> 20. 19 years old when the university and fellow students drink, four people drinking two bottles of wine jimmy choo bridal shoes, three to go along with Hades . I was expelled from probation sanction ... ...
21. Two-year-old, I told the students that travel by plane than by train safety. As a result, the plane began to fall off ......< br> 22. 21 years old when I told my father that there is a chance I have to go to the United States to see the Twin Towers. Thus, 911 occurred a ......< br> 23. XXII, when my colleagues and I bet the Chinese team in the World Cup will be able to achieve good results. So ...... later, there is a national seminar for inviting me to attend, the theme is why I'm so unlucky when I submit my story to the organizing committee, the theme into the why I'm so lucky I attend.
24. 23, when, in April, I resigned from the bank to an air travel company, and soon came SARS. Company closed down ... ...
25. In the same year, unemployment at home, do nothing else to talk about a girlfriend, same old after the ks, the result masks masks ... ...
26. See a lot of people's congress issued a Choi, I heart, take care of 15 million cars pulled up vegetables, to Beijing to buy someone out of 250,000, hum! Wait, not 350,000 of discussion, the third day, smooth a vegetable, vegetables began to rot, and quickly found a buyer, offer the other 3,000, sold ... ...
27. Chinese saying goes: Which fall getting up from where! I found a mask has been in short supply, prices rise, began to set up factories, producing With waste is to save money, one day earning a million. The next day, business, and Technical Supervision Baan factory sealed, and a fine of 30 000 ... ...
28. It seems I was not expected to do business, an officer now! I spent 4.8 million dollars to the Secretary, he promised to give I get! to work tomorrow. The next day, I went, the car's Procuratorate, the Secretary is away, I failed to be implemented not only money but also get into the Baan ... ...
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