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About to get up
husband: get up, get up, do not you get up early today to meet that thing.
Wife: Do not talk, I sleep for a while.
husband: quick play, and be should not be late.
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! !
wife: Yeah! Are the late! How do you call me! ! !
on eating
wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest.
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
husband: This fish is very good to eat to.
Wife: Your dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: I eat you eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: it is. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I am better than you clean, how can you hold anything against me? !

divorce his wife: If we divorced, the house owned by me, my money, I have to take.
husband: my money?
Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money!
wife: Also, your monthly income after divorce have to give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then I became 60%.
husband: my wife, I will not divorce thee!

husband about housework: Let the sub-division of housework it.
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, toilet brush, wipe the table ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, I studied liberal arts, live stuff with your kid, like washing machines, rice cookers, electric irons ... ...
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy food, pay utilities, get the newspaper of milk ... ...
Wife: Do not worry ah. Kitchen smoke so much, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid.
Husband: You tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can stay with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ...

wife on children: we have to a child.
husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our children?
husband: love.
Wife: No! You have a person like me!
Husband: Well, we like you a man.
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah!
husband: we still do not have to children.
on water
wife: her husband, I want to drink!
husband: I'll give you keep on doing.
husband: hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see?
wife: see, I just want you to me.
on leadership
wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. Leading you out at home have to be led.
husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it?
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man!

wife on bed: double is that we cover it.
Husband: Do not! That the next morning on your body all wrapped up. I did not cover vain. Or cover their own right, and my heart at ease.
Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until tomorrow morning, I still have to be wrapped to go!
on center
wife: I have been in our family center in your home can be self-centered.
husband: I have been in our family is the center.
wife: you can be my center of that center than important.
Husband: Why?
wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.

wife on phone: Why do not you call me? christian louboutin platform boots!
husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I call you.
wife: I have said, may I changed my mind. Ai Ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind.
husband: You change your mind did not tell me it!
wife: I said, I said to myself, Who does not mind you and I connected.
friends
wife on a different surname: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me.
husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why I know I not ah.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. If you girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability.
husband: I also acting small.
wife: a man and a woman acting as a small, loss of nerve to say you!
take things on
wife: the bag you carry it with me.
husband: I took four bags police sunglasses 2011, and you get nothing, the nerve to do?
Wife: I holding you too! 100 kilos you do, I get something better than you get something heavier.

wife on a walk: walk to a piece of road we have it.
husband: to get there too far, not a moment to go back.
wife: all right, you carry me back.

wife about an affair: now the old TV play affair cheap radii shoes, you say, do you have an affair?
husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: have you had a regret I have is enough, never again to be a second.
on the streets
A case
wife: her husband, took to the streets go.
husband: in!
Wife: You see you, that is fun, all three-year-old man, also play such a big heart, that sense of professionalism at all.
B case
wife: her husband, took to the streets go.
husband: do not!
Wife: You see you, never with me, know the work day work, who are three years old, or did not understand life, do not care about family