2, nuns take the priest's car, the way the priest's hand on the thigh white nuns, nuns smile of the priest said: Do you remember the Bible said section 129 is? priest blush of the open hand the. Father hurried home to open the Bible 129, see above reads: continuous improvement!
3, male and female colleagues travel by car, parking affectionate, police investigation,
asked men: your car?
A: unit.
asked: She is your wife?
A: is the unit.
police sigh: br>
4, a woman Xiaye Ban, a man followed up to no good, cautious fear of women, passing the cemetery, had an idea of the grave, said: Dad, I'm back, open the door ah the men's big fear, Wawataijiao flee. Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave sound gloomy: girl, you have forgot the key ah of the women's horror, and wah-wah run away. then drilled a Tomb from the grave to say: by the, delay I work, scared you! Tomb of Carter, found next to an old man is holding a chisel a tombstone, curious, and asked the old man said angrily, fuck, they carved my name wrong ... ... Tomb The big fear, whining with the run. old man sneer: found in the grass holding the chisel in one hand, the old man is surprised and suddenly a voice said: Arbitrary change of building my house! ! . Scavengers was about to go, a charming female voice came suddenly, up, while men's pants says: sample, dare to disturb my good! woman roar: the next room does not open out with you, this place every time.
5,radii straight jacket black white patent, a woman dressed in Zhengzhou walking the streets late at night, a patrol asked:
6, Wang through a villa, a used condom from the second floor window to fly, just out in Amy's face. Wang was angry and walked door to this house hard knock on the door, an old gentleman the door.
Wang: : Buddha: I can promise you a wish. I am Buddha: I will never group where all my friends happy and healthy! Buddha said: only four days! I said: Well, spring, summer, autumn, winter. Buddha said: three days. I said: Well, yesterday, today and tomorrow. Buddha said: No, for two days. I said: Well, during the day, black day. Buddha said: No, on the day! I say: Good! Loss Buddha asked: which day? I said: I base all my friends live in every day! ! Buddha cried the ... ... said: After all the friends in your group will be healthy and happy every day! -
8, the Central Organization Department recently issued a circular, cadres and organizations at all levels in the future study, the main way to play cards. The reason is:
playing cards playing well, indicating thoughtful, precise playing cards to illustrate ideas clear,
cards played fine, indicating that understand the economy, playing cards are not afraid of deep-fried, indicating courageous,
not win say a word, indicating the deep shrewdness, losing does not surrender, a strong sense of competition.
9, the municipal government meeting to discuss the ban, Long position: line
lady: not an area, not accounting for housing, work as long as a bed -
Secretary of Homeland pleased to say: good -
Miss: not a girl, not a boy, not to the government trouble -
family planning director nod: Yes -
Miss: no noise, no pollution, only occasionally shouting a call
environmental protection bureau, said: call it call it -
lady: do not raise capital, not loans, own equipment to engage in the development of
Development and Reform Commission: Welcome Welcome -
Miss: laid-off girl, do not cry, to find their own employment opportunities -
could not help Social Security Secretary, said: Right, right - < br> Miss: no evasion, no arrears, earn earn less does not matter -
Commissioner of Inland Revenue says with satisfaction: valuable ah valuable -
Miss: No Xianzang afraid of tired, stimulating domestic demand, foreign exchange of
Foreign Trade Secretary thumbs: generous -
Miss: Do not court disaster, not nonsense, determined not to third parties -
Women's Federation President is very pleased to say: peace of mind ah -
lady: not afraid to fight , not afraid of pounding over who is determined not to accompany said -
straight discipline secretary nodded: Good, organizations need your
10, the children fight divorce, his wife confidently said: Of course, I go! chat in the trees, one male and one female,police sunglass website, were talking when suddenly the sheep grazing in the trees died, the mother crow bird is also very surprised to pointing, said: There are 365 days you can work. 52 weeks a year, you have 2 days off per week, 104 days, leaving 261 days of work. You are not working 16 hours a day, remove the 174 days, the remaining 87 days. Every day you spend at least 30 minutes online add up to 23 days per year, and the remaining 64 days. Lunch time every day you spend an hour and spent 46 days and 18 days. Usually you please 2 days sick leave each year, so you work for only 16 days. There are five holidays a year's rest does not work, you only do 11 days. The company also generously each year to give you 10 days holiday, doing you work for one day, and you must be invited to this fucking day off ---- the death of the staff on the spot vomiting ----< br>
13 , there is a crazy, I do not know where to get a pistol, he was walking in a small dark alley. Suddenly encounter a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else on the ground of their security at gun against his head! Asked: 1 + 1 = a few? Young people scared! Meditation for a long time ~ jittery answer: equal to 2 `` `? Neuropathy did not hesitate to kill him! Then pull the gun in his arms - the cold, said the sentence: You know too much. I wish my friends
1, love success!
2, negotiate business!
3, career and fortune!
; 4 and feel happy!
; 5, family harmony!
; 6, good health!
; ; 7, Maestro Italy!
; ; 8, happy every day!
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