I was born twice.
the first time, a doctor from the womb to pull me out, suddenly collapsed, a nurse groping eyes closed, plug me back ... ...
the second time after I was born, the hospital all the people hiding in the morgue cry, president of his mouth, pumping his son, blame themselves senseless and should not be greedy took my business ... ...
Motherhood is great,white supra shoes, she does not hold anything against me, and I raised adults However,buy Christian Louboutin online, he in my face and put up a skeleton picture, to reduce the psychological pressure, accompanied me to the old mask.
eleven years old, my third grade, the class is the most important time of curiosity, are desperately want to see what the mask looks after me in the end, there is a nickname name is Li bold students while I pee when I pulled it off the mask, since then, the students suffer from a strange illness Li bold, can not speak, eyes dull, do nothing all day, facing one's skull killed without blinking, a shut our eyes to tears more than ... ...
principals reported the Department of Education, Department of Education sent to, because the school's students are transfer, the principal can only eat a half every morning bowl of porridge, the teacher's salary has been two months ... ...
not coming from people who see me after the Department of Education, the Secretary resign immediately quit the sea, a chain reaction, the dissolution of the country's educational institutions ... ...
I walk in the street, street people, all in Kuangtu more than a group of pigs rushed from behind me, and hastened to me wearing a red flower, hair trophy and gave me a certificate that read: pig's savior.
Liu Mazi's wife with him next to blow,purple supra tk, that his face pockmarked disgusting, absolutely want to leave!!! happened I went to their window, Liu Mazi wife saw me, did not speak, out money to the insurance company to the insured Liu Mazi's pock, pock a thousand ... ...
has alarmed the United Nations (? Why say they do), Kofi Annan last resort, requiring forced me to plastic surgery, but without success All of the plastic surgeon to see me after all the crying forever, and nearly half of the doctors into the mental hospital, the symptoms all the same, nothing will be said that only one sentence: Need ugly ugly ... ... ... ...
Alaska Law mission plane to pick me up, asked me to stand in front of the presidential palace, to resist the Israeli siege, I went to stand for a minute, Israeli military withdrawal, Sharon was forced to resign, the Palestinian national spirit, but Arafat to introduced me to this national hero, when the Palestinian National People's lantern could not find the ... ...
a writer to me, and shed tears: my life, I have a big dream is the Nobel Prize for literature, but Now the master is too much ... ... I have a trick, as long as I can write a book in front of you, I will get an award!!!
I do not believe, so he spent a week with me, write a Minister for five million words in the novel Literature Prize to get a result, all the writers are diverted to buy * meat, and the Nobel Prize in Literature disappear ... ...
special to bring me into the National Football team, would like to take the real out of Asia at the World Cup the Chinese team did not lose a ball, every game is a score of 12:0, one a ball, Ayala was open to picnic on the lawn, I am a person in front of goal BBQ, all the other players, including goalkeeper spit halo land, you've got a referee with red card.
of course our players are the devil after gradual training, look at my picture, and then looked at my photos to eat, and then play ... ...
trophy from a permanent stay in the China, foreign media comments I am the devil incarnate.
World Series start lying, colored race of players exalted bluster Luankan, I took the stage, said only three words have the championship, and permanently retained title, I said: I'm not ugly ... ....
Crying at night, the moon, asked softly: I, good? Gently falling on the moon a white object, I picked up a look, is a small rabbit was 九阴白骨爪 crush ... ...
I call the sky: God, I do the most ugly ?????
sky suddenly torrential rain fell on me, I touched one, even full of vomit ... ...
me away from the earth to the old castle, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, Who is the most ugly in the world, mirror on the wall with tears, suicide break ... ...
days can not be me, why I am bitter with me ?????
heart, dies eventually, who knows, Yan Wangye under the amnesty, let me back to earth ... ...
So I wandered in the world, nothing else, online play, I would like to chat, so I applied for QQ number, who knows ... ... the system prompt: Because you hateful (please forgive me, I is not high literature, can only be interpreted to this point) the number of dead will not be available to you ... ...
I was born twice .
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